Thursday, August 17, 2006

Lazy-ass coffee drinkers

Our company has a free “café” on the 3rd floor that serves 3 brands of coffee in 4 thermoses each.

We went up this morning and found all 4 thermoses of my brand out, so I decided to make some. Fast forward a few minutes and we’re sitting in the lounge area waiting for our coffee to brew. We see people come and go through the same routine: They check their usual coffee of choice. The first thermos is empty, so they check the second and find that empty too. They press down hopefully on the third: nothing. Same with number 4. With resignation, they turn to their next brand of choice. 1, 2, 3, 4. All empty. This scene is played out almost a dozen times. The one thermos with any coffee in it is the one serving Starbucks, so they drink that one dry. No one thinks to make any more coffee. They get their coffee and leave.

I was so irked by the inconsideration of these lazy-ass people. It takes all of 1 minute to prep the brewer and a few more for ready-to-drink fresh coffee.

To all you selfish jerks out there: If you’re too damn lazy to make coffee at work, you don’t deserve to drink it. Walk your ass down to the concourse and go buy your coffee instead. I hope it burns you with the first sip.

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